CRIME MORE WEED THAN SEAWEED Out of 47 drug possession incidents reported, the vast majority were for marijuana — a plant that’s apparently more prevalent now than the sea oats on the dunes, but possession of either can land you in jail. A couple people decided to spice things up with cocaine, and one even went for the hard-hitting combo of Fentanyl and meth because apparently, some folks believe that the Isle of Palms is holding open auditions for the next season of “Narcos.” Spoiler alert: the reallife consequences are much less glamorous. MOST-WANTED IS NOT A POPULARITY CONTEST Oh, and let’s not forget the individual who was not only in possession of marijuana, but also a wanted subject. Guess the fragrant aroma of the devil’s lettuce wasn’t the best way to stay under the radar — especially when you’re already on a most-wanted list. Pro tip: If you’re trying to lay low, maybe stay downwind of those who don’t appreciate the smell of your herbal essence! A TRIFECTA WITH A HEFTY PENALTY This month saw quite a few individuals multitasking with drugs and driving under suspension, some on their third offense. In fact, we had 31 cases of DUS, making it the blotter’s silver medalist. And in a truly “all-in” move, one individual managed to hit the trifecta: DUI, DUS and possession of marijuana — all first offenses. TINTED AND DIMWITTED A couple of our pothead pals also thought that having illegally-tinted car windows would be a great idea. Note to self: Don’t give the cops a reason to pull you over. So make sure your tag lights are lit, your brake lights are working and you have a pair of headlights. DUI IS NOT A TROPICAL DESTINATION We had only eight DUI incidents this month — a number that’s down significantly from earlier this year. If this trend continues, it may impede efforts for the coveted bronze award. And since the year is wrapping up with the holidays fastly approaching, we can surely expect these numbers to spike, so be smart and be safe. Folks are discovering that if you have a drink on the Isle of Palms and get stopped, you will win an all-expenses-paid trip to the county jail. 12 IslandVibesIOP.com By Detective Dusty Dunes SUMMER SHENANIGANS HAVE CONSEQUENCES The following incidents were obtained from the Isle of Palms Police Department Media Log Reports. This is a parody of real criminal events that took place between July and August. The names of individuals and business locations have been omitted out of respect and privacy. The takeaway for this month is simple: The tourists may be gone, but the shenanigans are here to stay. Until next time, stay safe and maybe consider sticking to legal hobbies. Welcome to September’s police blotter, where the summer tourists may have packed up and left, but the local excitement is still in full swing. It seems the beach might be quieter, but the troublemakers didn’t get the memo that the season’s winding down. POLICE BLOTTER isle of palms NOW OPEN! Harris Teeter Shopping Center 1517 Palm Blvd, Suite D Isle of Palms, SC 29451 justbeachyiop.com justbeachycarts.com Rentals & Sales! LSV Golf Carts E-Bikes & Bikes Electric Scooters Surfboards Boogie Boards Skateboards Helmets & Pads Coolers Beach Chairs Beach Tents Outdoor Speakers Pool Floats Toys & Games Clothing & Hats Sunglasses Sunscreen & More! Whether you are buying or selling Winslow is your island specialist! Winslow Carroll Carroll Realty Inc 843-886-9600 LOOKING FOR YOUR DREAM HOME? 7 Driftwood Lane Under Contract $5,500,000 4 Sea Shell Lane Sold $2,000,000 4 - 53rd Avenue Sold $2,000,000
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